Things people say that I hate:
This (food item) has some kick to it.
(Whatever mundane life event), it makes me happy.
When people say these things a switch in my brain flips. You know what that switch is labeled? Here's a hint it's either "stab", "push down stairs", or "think mean thoughts."
This one doesn't flip the same switch, but it is pretty annoying:
I'm not gonna lie, blah blah blah blah
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or murder? are you thinking murder? I think you're thinking murder and I'm imagining the night you had last night and those phrases coming into play...
ReplyDeleteim just going to have to stop talking around you because now im paranoid that im going to say one of those phrases. like this slurpee has some kick to it, it just makes me so happy!
ReplyDeleteOops....I'm glad that you have never shoved me down the stairs or stabbed me. Maybe you just thought mean thoughts?
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